SUPPOSEDLY PLANNED TO BE A FAMILY FISHING TRIP BUT IT TURNED OUT ALL THE CHARTERS WERE BOOKED FOR SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 26. INSTEAD WE MADE A LAST-MINUTE DECISION TO DO A FAMILY SEMI-SUICIDAL MISSION. ENJOY:
GOOGLE "SKYDIVE HAWAII" & CHECK OUT WHAT THE SECOND POPULAR SEARCH IS. WTF! SERIOUS, YOU TRY!
DANGEROUS, NO JOKE. BUT THE BIG BOLD LETTERS ON THE BOTTOM RIGHT GOT MY ATTENTION: "K-I-L-L-E-D"
OH WELL, WE SKIPPED ALL THE READING & JUST SIGNED THE DEATH AGREEMENT. THE LIGHTEST SKINNED FELLOW OF OUR GROUP OF 7 IS THE ONLY PERSON WHO READ COMPLETELY.
ANDY, BOO, MELVYN. GROUP 1. (WE HAD TO SPLIT INTO 2 GROUPS SINCE THERE WAS A BUNCH OF US)
MITCH, BRENT, YOURS TRULY, KALANI. GROUP 2.
GROUP 1 W/ INSTRUCTORS. EVERYONE BUT ANDY DECIDED TO GET THEIR JUMPS PHOTOGRAPHED (FOR A WHOPPING +$75! KINDA PRICEY, BUT WORTH IT).
WHEELS UP...OR NOT, I THINK THE WHEELS WERE FIXED & FOR SOME REASON SHARED A STRIKING RESEMBLANCE TO A SET OF KIDDO BICYCLE TRAINING WHEELS. KINDA GLAD I WASNT LANDING IN THIS PEICE OF SHHCRAP!
MELVYN'S JUMP.
MELVYN'S FREE-FALL.
CHUTE'S UP. SEMI-JOCK STRAPPAGE FEELING.
MELVYN COASTING.
BOO'S JUMP.
BOO'S FREE-FALL.
THIS ONE LOOKS PAINFUL. LOOK AT BOO'S FACE!
BOO COASTING.
GROUP 2 W/ INSTRUCTORS.
MITCH'S JUMP.
MITCH'S FREE-FALL.
CHUTE JERKAGE. NOT AS PAINFUL FOR LADIES I WOULD THINK.
MITCH COASTING.
KALANI'S JUMP.
KALANI'S FREE-FALL.
CHUTING. WHIPLASHING.
KALANI COASTING.
BRENT'S JUMP.
BRENT'S FREE-FALL...W/ BOBCAT GOLDTHWAIT (WHO SMELT LIKE WHISKEY).
CHUTE SHOT, SACK TAP. & THEY DONT EVEN WARN YOU TO BRACE YOUR BALLS.
BRENT COASTING.
CASEYSOWN JUMP.
CASEYSOWN FREE-FALL.
NICE PICTURE W/ THE PLANE IN THE BACKGROUND (MINUS THE STRANGER STRAPPED TO ME IN A VERY UNCOMFORTABLE & BLACKMAILING POSITION).
CHUTE OPENS. I'M CAUGHT OFF-GUARD. I LOOK LIKE I'M IN A BABY BJORN. WTF!
CASEY COASTING. AN EVEN MORE BABY BJORN-ISH SHOT.
OUR VIEW WHILE COASTING.
NIIIIIICE AYE?!
YOUR TURN!
