Friday, December 3, 2010

BRIEFLY SF

WENT TO VISIT THE SF KIDS & MOMMY & EXTENDED FAMILY FOR THANKSGIVING. QUICK VACAY..."HELLA" QUICK EVEN. ENJOY:

YUP, I TOOK THIS PICTURE...FROM GOOGLE.


THIS IS JEREMY FOBE. HE SAT NEXT TO ME ON THE PLANE. HE WIPED HIS WHOLE CHAIR W/ A WETNAP & APPLIED HAND SANITIZER EVERY 20 MINUTES.


IT'S ONLY FREEZING IF YOU'RE BROWN. & THAT I AM & FREEZING I WAS.


THIS MADE ME THINK OF HOME ALONE 2. DANK CALLS 'EM RATS W/ WINGS.


ON MARKET W/ A MUNNY, A MOCHA, & A MWAFFLE.


OFF TO HAIGHT. EVERYONE WAS TAKING PICTURES OF THIS (THE SIGN, NOT THE LADY W/ MANLY FACIAL FEATURES) SO I BIT.


CHURRO, MY ROOMMATE FOR 3 DAYS + 2 NIGHTS.


NOT TO BE CONFUSED W/ CHARO.


MORE LIKE THESE.


HE'S A BOY.


& HE'S A MODEL.


SPANKA DANKA TOOK US FOR A WALK.





THEY LIVE RIGHT NEEEAH DA BEEEACH, BOYEEE.


BIRD NAP.


BACK AT THE PAD CHURRO LIKES TO CHILL ON MY THUNDER THIGHS.




& HE DOES THE SIT TRICK WHEN YOU HAVE DELICIOUS YELLOW JAPANESE SPONGEY FLAT CHIPS OR ANYTHING THAT SOUNDS LIKE A CHIP BAG.


MISS YOU FURBALL.


MURAL DOWN AT NORTH BEACH. OR UP? I'M NOT INTO THE GIGANTES BUT THOUGHT IT WAS COOL. GO LA. LOS DOYERS. HOLA JUAN URIBE.


I DON'T THINK CHURRO KNOWS THIS TRICK YET.

LEARN HERE BOY:



TURKEYDAY SKYPE W/ 1/2 OF THE CANAYDIANS.


CRAZY WHITE FOLK WALKING IN THE COLD IN A LEGLESS & SLEEVELESS.


1 MORE CRAZY WHITE FOLK ON THE PATH TO HYPOTHERMIA.


TURKEYDAY LUNCH-DINNER W/ THE LG'S.


LINNER PREGAME.


NO SLEEPING MOMMY!!! WE DIDN'T EVEN EAT YET.


...BUT THANKS FOR PACKING MY FOOD AFTER. LOVE YOU!


EXTENDED FAMILY.


GREAT FOOD. GREAT PEOPLE. GREAT TIME. THANKS TO PAUL, JOANNA, KARLA & MATT FOR THE HOSPITALITY.


DANK+ANDREA, THE SF KIDS. THANKS FOR EVERYTHING...ROOM, RIDE & ESPECIALLY THANKS FOR MAKING ME FREEZE MY BALLS OFF W/ THAT DENVER BRONCOS RAG YOU CALL A BLANKET!


& SHOUTS OUT TO ANDREA, THE SPANIARD, WHO SPEAKS MEXICAN, WHO CELEBRATED HER 25TH BIRTHDAY ON NOVEMBER 8TH. TELL HER HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY HERE.

BRASSIERES.


& THANKS TO THE CITY OF SAN FRANCISCO FOR THE AIRPORT ELECTRICITY.


TOODALOO MUTHAF*CKAAAAAWAAWAWAWA.

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

HALLOWEEZY HOLD OFF

OOPS, BLOG SLEEPING AGAIN...SORRY. BUT IN CASE YOU MISSED IT CLICK HERE FOR THE REST OF THE HALLOWEEN PICTURES.

THANKSGIVING BLOG COMING SOON. I PROMISE! STAY TUNED.

...DEUCES.

Sunday, October 31, 2010

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

BE STUPID. BE SLUTTY. TODAY'S THE ONLY DAY TO GET AWAY W/ IT. BUT MOST DEFINITELY, RESPECT CREATIVITY...

Thursday, October 28, 2010

F.Y.I

I'M HALF CHAMORRO (FROM GUAM) & HALF PALAUAN (FROM PALAU). NOT MICRONESIAN!

BOTH PLACES ARE ISLANDS IN THE SOUTH PACIFIC. BUT NOT AS 3RD WORLD AS SOME THINK...NOT AT ALL. WE'RE CIVIL. MICRONESIAN REFERS TO PEOPLE FROM THE ISLANDS THAT ARE PART OF THE FSM.


THE SOUTH PACIFIC CONSISTS OF A BUNCH OF ISLANDS SEPARATED INTO 3 DIVISIONS IN WHICH GUAM & PALAU HAPPEN TO BE IN THE MICRONESIA.


MICRONESIA MEANING SMALL ISLANDS & NOT A SPECIFIC ISLAND THAT ALL THE BROWN ISLANDER PEOPLE ARE FROM. SO DON'T GET IT TWISTED & SAVE YOUR MICRONESIAN JOKES FOR SOMEONE ELSE.


MY FAMILY DOESN'T ROCK GOLD CAPS IN THEIR TEETH.


MY AUNTIES DON'T ONLY WEAR MUUMUUS.


I HAVE NO RELATIVES THAT WORK FOR MCKINLEY CARWASH.


I DON'T OWN AN OVERSIZED FUBU JERSEY DRENCHED IN STANK ASS COLOGNE.


MY AUNTIES NEVER MESSED UP YOUR DRIVE-THRU ORDER AT JACK IN THE BOX.


THIS IS PALAU.


CONSISTING OF ABOUT 200 ROCK ISLANDS IN THE WESTERN PACIFIC OCEAN.


WHERE YOU CAN HAVE A PET MONKEY.


SCORE JOINTS FOR $2.00. (...FROM WHAT I'VE HEARD)


HOME OF JELLYFISH LAKE.



I MIGHT NEED ME TO SPEND $25.00 ON THAT $2.00 SPECIAL IN ORDER TO GET ME INTO THAT LAKE.



DOLPHIN ENCOUNTERS.


BEAUTIFUL ROCK ISLANDS & ONE OF THE BEST PLACES IN THE WORLD TO DIVE.


NOW THAT WE'RE EDUCATED A BIT, THESE NEXT PICTURES ARE FROM THE 2010 PALAU INDEPENDENCE DAY PARTY EARLIER THIS MONTH.


FAMILY.


CLUB CONSUL SURVEYING.


WHO'S A PEDOPHILE?


WHO SOILED THEIR UNDERGARMENTS?


WHO WANTS NUTS? ...HELP YOURSELF!


DEUCES.