BRAND NEW-BORN

INTRODUCING THE NEWEST MEMBER TO MY FAMBAM...

KELAN KAMALEI KEPPEL CHMOLACK

BORN FRIDAY, MAY 21ST. NOT TOO SURE THE DIMENSIONS & STATISTICS BUT SOMETHING LIKE 5lbs 10oz (...IF THAT SOUNDS RIGHT).

CONGRATS TO MY CUZZO NICOLE & JEFF. & WELCOME TO THE FAMBAM KING KELAN! UNCLE CRASEY'S GONNA BE SPOILING YOU LIKE CRAZY. MEET YOU SOON!

THE WHOLE "BABY BOY" THING KINDA REMINDS ME OF THAT OLD ASS COLLECT CALL COMMERCIAL FROM "BOB HADABABYITSABOY." GOOGLE & YOUTUBE AINT HELPING ME FIND IT BUT IT WAS FUNNY, TRUST ME. ACT LIKE YOU KNOW.

& BY THE WAY, I JACKED THE PICTURES FROM JEFF'S FACEBOOK. iKLEPTO.

TUTS MY BARREH

I SHOULD BE POSTING SOME OTHER INTERESTING SH!TS BUT THIS IS JUST WAY TOO HILARIOUS TO LEAVE ALONE. GOD BLESS SEMI-TRANNY'S, ESL, LYRICS & YOUTUBE...SOMETIMES.

WHOAAAAA!

STRENGTH. & SH!T.

REVIVAL

BACK BY POPULAR unDEMAND!!! I WAS LAYING LOW FOR A BIT. KINDA JUST GOT SUPERVERY LAZY. BUT NOW I'M BACK. DAMN, SKIPPED A WHOLE MONTH. SORRY APRIL.

ANYWAYS... TO PICK UP WHERE I LEFT OFF... THE CONTINUATION TO MY LAST POST IS PICTURES FROM MY CANADA TRIP BACK IN MARCH. INSTEAD OF ME POSTING ALL BAZILLION OF THEM ON THE BLOG FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE, JUST CLICK HERE. EASIER UPLOADING FOR ME. THANKS FB! & IF YOU'RE INTO FUNNY CAPTIONS, ENTER YOUR OWN. LEAVE A COMMENT. WHATEVER. BUT FIRST, I THINK YOU HAVE TO HAVE ADDED ME AS A FRIEND. MY VERY OWN WAY OF INCREASING MY FRIENDS LIST & INTRODUCING THOSE IGNORANT UNCOOL HOMOSAPIENS TO THE MODERN DRUG CALLED FACEBOOK!

& HERE ARE SOME OF THE VACAY VIDEOS THAT I POSTED ON THE TUBE:

THIS VIDEO WAS POSTED ON YOUTUBE BUT THEM YOUTUBE EMPLOYEE PEOPLES TOOK OUT MY AUDIO B/C IT WAS "COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT" OR SOME BULLKAKA LIKE THAT. HERE'S THE FACEBOOK VERSION.

...IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK. HOPEFULLY I DONT SLACK.