HALLOWEEZY HOLD OFF

OOPS, BLOG SLEEPING AGAIN...SORRY. BUT IN CASE YOU MISSED IT CLICK HERE FOR THE REST OF THE HALLOWEEN PICTURES.

THANKSGIVING BLOG COMING SOON. I PROMISE! STAY TUNED.

...DEUCES.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

BE STUPID. BE SLUTTY. TODAY'S THE ONLY DAY TO GET AWAY W/ IT. BUT MOST DEFINITELY, RESPECT CREATIVITY...

F.Y.I

I'M HALF CHAMORRO (FROM GUAM) & HALF PALAUAN (FROM PALAU). NOT MICRONESIAN!

BOTH PLACES ARE ISLANDS IN THE SOUTH PACIFIC. BUT NOT AS 3RD WORLD AS SOME THINK...NOT AT ALL. WE'RE CIVIL. MICRONESIAN REFERS TO PEOPLE FROM THE ISLANDS THAT ARE PART OF THE FSM.

THE SOUTH PACIFIC CONSISTS OF A BUNCH OF ISLANDS SEPARATED INTO 3 DIVISIONS IN WHICH GUAM & PALAU HAPPEN TO BE IN THE MICRONESIA.

MICRONESIA MEANING SMALL ISLANDS & NOT A SPECIFIC ISLAND THAT ALL THE BROWN ISLANDER PEOPLE ARE FROM. SO DON'T GET IT TWISTED & SAVE YOUR MICRONESIAN JOKES FOR SOMEONE ELSE.

MY FAMILY DOESN'T ROCK GOLD CAPS IN THEIR TEETH.

MY AUNTIES DON'T ONLY WEAR MUUMUUS.

I HAVE NO RELATIVES THAT WORK FOR MCKINLEY CARWASH.

I DON'T OWN AN OVERSIZED FUBU JERSEY DRENCHED IN STANK ASS COLOGNE.

MY AUNTIES NEVER MESSED UP YOUR DRIVE-THRU ORDER AT JACK IN THE BOX.

THIS IS PALAU.

CONSISTING OF ABOUT 200 ROCK ISLANDS IN THE WESTERN PACIFIC OCEAN.

WHERE YOU CAN HAVE A PET MONKEY.

SCORE JOINTS FOR $2.00. (...FROM WHAT I'VE HEARD)

HOME OF JELLYFISH LAKE.

I MIGHT NEED ME TO SPEND $25.00 ON THAT $2.00 SPECIAL IN ORDER TO GET ME INTO THAT LAKE.

DOLPHIN ENCOUNTERS.

BEAUTIFUL ROCK ISLANDS & ONE OF THE BEST PLACES IN THE WORLD TO DIVE.

NOW THAT WE'RE EDUCATED A BIT, THESE NEXT PICTURES ARE FROM THE 2010 PALAU INDEPENDENCE DAY PARTY EARLIER THIS MONTH.

FAMILY.

CLUB CONSUL SURVEYING.

WHO'S A PEDOPHILE?

WHO SOILED THEIR UNDERGARMENTS?

WHO WANTS NUTS? ...HELP YOURSELF!

DEUCES.

BANKSY IS BEAST

IF YOU DON'T KNOW BANKSY...



...NOW YOU KNOW!

2010 SUMMER SESH - PART 4

LAST LEG OF THE SUMMER SESSIONS. MY 2 LITTLE COUSINS HAD THIS SPECTACULAR IDEA FOR THEIR DAD'S BIRTHDAY TO RE-DECORATE HIS OFFICE. SOUNDS SWEET, EH? W/ SOME FAMILY HELP (& ALMOST 5 HOURS), THIS IS WHAT WE CAME UP W/:

BIRTHDAY DECOR MASTERMINDS. EJ + ELLE.

NOT TOO SURE IF THESE KIDS KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BIRTHDAY & APRIL FOOLS BUT WORD ON THE STREET IS THAT THEIR DAD WAS HAPPY...AFTER BEING PISSED OFF FIRST.

2010 SUMMER SESH - PART 3

SUMMERO PARTO TRESSO. IDK WTF EXACTLY THAT WAS BUT IT'S SPANGLISHEXICAN OR WHATEVER. ANYWAYS, THIS IS THE 3RD PART TO MY SUMMER BLOG CATCH-UP. DANKA & THE SPANIARD (VIA MEXICO) CAME BY FOR THE BOONIE WEDDING & A FEW DAYS TO PLAY. HERE'S TO THEM:

THE SAN FRANCISCO KIDS. DEREK & ANDREA.

WE TOTALLY JUST SAW IT PARKED, HAD THEM CLIMB IT, & TOOK A PICTURE. OTHERWISE THIS WOULD BE A MEMORIAL BLOG POST FOR ANDREA B/C THAT PARTY BUS IS MORE BEAST THAN BUS.

BEACHDAY. ENJOYING THE SETS.

DANK ENJOYING THE BATMAN TRAMPSTAMP.

AFTER BEACH SESH, THESE TOURISTS DECIDE TO HIKE THE KOKO HEAD TRAIL...AT MID DAY HEAT PEAK.

1048 STEPS LATER.

BACK HOME FOR DANK'S PLAY DATE W/ HIS GOD-DAUGHTER ELLA.

SHE TAUGHT HIM HOW TO MAKE GRASS GO NAINAI.

POOL SESH. ANDREA + ELLA.

DANK + ELLA.

PLAYTIME = THE K.O. PUNCH.

THE LAST NIGHT. MAITAI'S W/ THE NEWLY DEADS WEDS.

INVITED THE LONG LOST COUSIN, TINA, FOR A MINI-REUNION.

TINA + KIM + MYSELF + THE SF KIDS + THE NEWLY DEADS WEDS + LENA.