DIVE SKYING!

SUPPOSEDLY PLANNED TO BE A FAMILY FISHING TRIP BUT IT TURNED OUT ALL THE CHARTERS WERE BOOKED FOR SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 26. INSTEAD WE MADE A LAST-MINUTE DECISION TO DO A FAMILY SEMI-SUICIDAL MISSION. ENJOY:

GOOGLE "SKYDIVE HAWAII" & CHECK OUT WHAT THE SECOND POPULAR SEARCH IS. WTF! SERIOUS, YOU TRY!

DANGEROUS, NO JOKE. BUT THE BIG BOLD LETTERS ON THE BOTTOM RIGHT GOT MY ATTENTION: "K-I-L-L-E-D"

OH WELL, WE SKIPPED ALL THE READING & JUST SIGNED THE DEATH AGREEMENT. THE LIGHTEST SKINNED FELLOW OF OUR GROUP OF 7 IS THE ONLY PERSON WHO READ COMPLETELY.

ANDY, BOO, MELVYN. GROUP 1. (WE HAD TO SPLIT INTO 2 GROUPS SINCE THERE WAS A BUNCH OF US)

MITCH, BRENT, YOURS TRULY, KALANI. GROUP 2.

GROUP 1 W/ INSTRUCTORS. EVERYONE BUT ANDY DECIDED TO GET THEIR JUMPS PHOTOGRAPHED (FOR A WHOPPING +$75! KINDA PRICEY, BUT WORTH IT).

WHEELS UP...OR NOT, I THINK THE WHEELS WERE FIXED & FOR SOME REASON SHARED A STRIKING RESEMBLANCE TO A SET OF KIDDO BICYCLE TRAINING WHEELS. KINDA GLAD I WASNT LANDING IN THIS PEICE OF SHHCRAP!

MELVYN'S JUMP.

MELVYN'S FREE-FALL.

CHUTE'S UP. SEMI-JOCK STRAPPAGE FEELING.

MELVYN COASTING.

BOO'S JUMP.

BOO'S FREE-FALL.

THIS ONE LOOKS PAINFUL. LOOK AT BOO'S FACE!

BOO COASTING.

GROUP 2 W/ INSTRUCTORS.

MITCH'S JUMP.

MITCH'S FREE-FALL.

CHUTE JERKAGE. NOT AS PAINFUL FOR LADIES I WOULD THINK.

MITCH COASTING.

KALANI'S JUMP.

KALANI'S FREE-FALL.

CHUTING. WHIPLASHING.

KALANI COASTING.

BRENT'S JUMP.

BRENT'S FREE-FALL...W/ BOBCAT GOLDTHWAIT (WHO SMELT LIKE WHISKEY).

CHUTE SHOT, SACK TAP. & THEY DONT EVEN WARN YOU TO BRACE YOUR BALLS.

BRENT COASTING.

CASEYSOWN JUMP.

CASEYSOWN FREE-FALL.

NICE PICTURE W/ THE PLANE IN THE BACKGROUND (MINUS THE STRANGER STRAPPED TO ME IN A VERY UNCOMFORTABLE & BLACKMAILING POSITION).

CHUTE OPENS. I'M CAUGHT OFF-GUARD. I LOOK LIKE I'M IN A BABY BJORN. WTF!

CASEY COASTING. AN EVEN MORE BABY BJORN-ISH SHOT.

OUR VIEW WHILE COASTING.

NIIIIIICE AYE?!

YOUR TURN!