Thursday, October 28, 2010

F.Y.I

I'M HALF CHAMORRO (FROM GUAM) & HALF PALAUAN (FROM PALAU). NOT MICRONESIAN!

BOTH PLACES ARE ISLANDS IN THE SOUTH PACIFIC. BUT NOT AS 3RD WORLD AS SOME THINK...NOT AT ALL. WE'RE CIVIL. MICRONESIAN REFERS TO PEOPLE FROM THE ISLANDS THAT ARE PART OF THE FSM.


THE SOUTH PACIFIC CONSISTS OF A BUNCH OF ISLANDS SEPARATED INTO 3 DIVISIONS IN WHICH GUAM & PALAU HAPPEN TO BE IN THE MICRONESIA.


MICRONESIA MEANING SMALL ISLANDS & NOT A SPECIFIC ISLAND THAT ALL THE BROWN ISLANDER PEOPLE ARE FROM. SO DON'T GET IT TWISTED & SAVE YOUR MICRONESIAN JOKES FOR SOMEONE ELSE.


MY FAMILY DOESN'T ROCK GOLD CAPS IN THEIR TEETH.


MY AUNTIES DON'T ONLY WEAR MUUMUUS.


I HAVE NO RELATIVES THAT WORK FOR MCKINLEY CARWASH.


I DON'T OWN AN OVERSIZED FUBU JERSEY DRENCHED IN STANK ASS COLOGNE.


MY AUNTIES NEVER MESSED UP YOUR DRIVE-THRU ORDER AT JACK IN THE BOX.


THIS IS PALAU.


CONSISTING OF ABOUT 200 ROCK ISLANDS IN THE WESTERN PACIFIC OCEAN.


WHERE YOU CAN HAVE A PET MONKEY.


SCORE JOINTS FOR $2.00. (...FROM WHAT I'VE HEARD)


HOME OF JELLYFISH LAKE.



I MIGHT NEED ME TO SPEND $25.00 ON THAT $2.00 SPECIAL IN ORDER TO GET ME INTO THAT LAKE.



DOLPHIN ENCOUNTERS.


BEAUTIFUL ROCK ISLANDS & ONE OF THE BEST PLACES IN THE WORLD TO DIVE.


NOW THAT WE'RE EDUCATED A BIT, THESE NEXT PICTURES ARE FROM THE 2010 PALAU INDEPENDENCE DAY PARTY EARLIER THIS MONTH.


FAMILY.


CLUB CONSUL SURVEYING.


WHO'S A PEDOPHILE?


WHO SOILED THEIR UNDERGARMENTS?


WHO WANTS NUTS? ...HELP YOURSELF!


DEUCES.

3 comments:

Lena Wong said...

oh no casey......so don't be hatin on the jack in the box because we do have relatives who work there and run it!!! and um you should of put pictures from hot baths were the mommies go topless after they have a baby!

Casey D. said...

I CLEARLY STATED THAT MY AUNTIES "NEVER MESSED UP THEIR ORDER." I NEVER SAID THEY WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO WORK THERE. & I'M SAVING THE BABY-OILED MOMMY AFTER-BIRTH PICTURES FOR ELLA RAE'S ARRIVAL!

Les.Paoa said...

lol. good job on the educating. & possible baby oil after birth minus the topless part. we'll SEE.

Sam's officially had the word pedophile in 2 pics of him now. :P